my mum scared me with an awful passing inappropriate joke she made
u rly dont wanna kno but its always a passing comment my cousin has made about himself but my mum implied it to sOMEONE ELSE AND MADE HAND GESTURES AND IT MADE ME WANT TO CRAWL INTO THE DEEPEST PIT OF “NO MUM DO NOT GO THERE”
#its just disturbing to thinkg baout #yea its abotu dicks btw #ziggy be quiet #my mum can go from raging about everything to dick jokes in 2 seconds flat #why me #i dont want to experience that kind of thing anytime soon mother pls dont bring it up i have the mind of a 12 year old #either that or i legitimately have no desire to get anywhere near a peewee yet im hetero-something #i think im grey-a but idc about orientation anymore #ziggy loves boy and boy loves ziggy otherwise ziggy is not attracted 2 any1
all sollux drawings are just doodles that went too far
How to play The Sims
- spend 3 hours creating your family
- spend 3 days creating your house
- play the actual game for 20 minutes
- do not touch for 4 months
yes mom. okay mom I’m shutting it down. its saving. no mom its sAVING THE GAME I CANT SHUT IT DOWN NO MOM JUST WAIT FOR IT TO SAVE I AM SHUTTING IT DOWN
"Stop bullying people for their gender identity!" Tumblr screeches as it proceeds to bully cis people for being cis because apparently that’s not bullying someone for their gender identity.
the only card i will ever send
fairly accurate representation of people who do vs do not wear contacts.
I’m not saying I’ve ever tried to freak out my friends by putting my fingers in my eyes…but this is me.
do not fix your dark circles let the world know youre tired of its shit and ready to kill a man